Pure Nonsense

May 6, 2011

You know when you comment on someone’s blog, there’s that window where you type in a word verification? Mostly they’re not “real” English words, but they are fascinating little constructions. So I decided to try my hand at a nonsense poem, using word-verification phrases I’ve come across at fellow bloggers’ sites recently. I’ve had fun thinking about which words sound most like nouns, which verbs, etc., what they possibly could mean, and how they might play together. Here’s what emerged:

THE VIATAINE SHIPTI

Down on the queburn,
where the trowshe often nest,
ablizing from the buctu,
a migratory guest:
a viataine shipti,
grand, fannedly trath,
prooting before me,
feathers wafting on the path.

It gazed at me aloofaced,
and paused its dectine show,
then from its plorm, a mournful song,
Lubrifie sernagro!”
“Lubrifie sernagro!”

Was it lost in the fasbati?
Had it strayed too far from home?
Was it searching for its bednerst
but had found itself alone?

I may never know the answer,
for with a snest — ’twas gone!

Golessing through the fogym,
a bromi mystery.
If you visit, look and listen for
the viataine shipti.

Lubrifie sernagro!”
“Lubrifie sernagro!”

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Happy Poetry Friday. Today’s roundup is at Family Bookshelf. Enjoy!

11 Responses to “Pure Nonsense”

  1. jama Says:

    Love this, Martha! Of course I thought of Jabberwocky.

    “Was it lost in the fasbati?” = my favorite line.

    I shall spend the rest of the day golessing through the fogym* :) .

    *a gym for old fogies? yes, that would be me . . .

  2. Laura Shovan Says:

    Hi, Martha.

    I’ve always wanted to do this with those strangely familiar sounding non-words. Great poem. I thought of Jabberwocky, too, and how the grammar carries the reader through.

    • Martha Calderaro Says:

      You’re right, strangely familiar. And too fun not to play with. I may just keep a running log and continue with the game …

  3. Tabatha Says:

    I love it! Very inventive and surprisingly easy to follow!

  4. Tara Says:

    What a great idea…and the result is so much fun to read!

  5. Mary Lee Says:

    Fabulous fun! HUZZAH!


  6. Fabulous!! I think you have started a new poetry game. We should have a meme going or something. I am going to start collecting verifi-words.


  7. [...] Calderaro tries her hand at nonsense poetry drawn from the word verification tools we all use. Pure Nonsense is guaranteed to make you smile … not just when you read it, but for the next quadzillion [...]


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